Black Pearl Nightclub

Pearl's awesome costume

2009-07-14T11:16:00.001-07:00

We found the perfect costume for the club queen. She's going to her party as queen of the sea!

Gettin Ready for the big second Birthday on The 30th!

2009-07-13T17:44:00.000-07:00

Wanna know the theme, lovies? Well, Pearl has chosen that she wants it to be themed as and Underwater Palace! Fun, huh? I'm sure all you fellow cat know that our "Fear" of water is just a myth. We just are a tad shy about showing our owners our awesome bathing suits. So, cats, today... or the 30th... is the day to dress as a lovely Mer-cat, or the man version of the Mer-cat. Go to our store and buy all you can that has to do with the big second birthday theme.

Lotus Casino Opening!

2009-05-15T22:25:00.000-07:00

Our little club has got spectacular support, so we're expanding! We are going to turn an empty lot across the street into the fabulous Lotus Casino! Billions of games! New floors added each week! An artificial ski slope and a bar! Three-D games, and a huge water slide! Cats everywhere are gonna love it! Comment here to order your free Lotus Cash Cards, which let you play all the coolest games. They never run out of money!

ADVERTISEMENT Paws and Claws

2009-05-13T20:15:00.000-07:00

We wanna make your day relaxing! Come in and have a soothing massage, a tail wax, a dip in our pool, a fur trim, ear wash, all while listening to the sweet soundtrack of small rodents squeaking.... We're not picky about who we treat. Really, if you wanna, you can come in without a reservation!

Paws and Claws

Chester and Pearl are One Year Older! So lets PARTY!!!!

2009-05-13T20:10:00.001-07:00

YUP, THAT'S RIGHT. PAR-TAY!!!!!! We are having a second Birthday party, just fro the heck of it. OH, IT GETS CRA-ZAY IN VEGAS! This time is for real. Bigger, better, more fun. This is cage-dancers. Martinis. Large, delicious rodents.
However, this event is ticketed. Please, order tickets...BAHAHAHAHA!! WHEW! Pulled that one on Ye, eh? No, anyone can come. No fee. Free.
This second party will take a lot of careful planning. So we're scheduling it like... on lets say... July 30th. BE THERE!!! Come in costume, and bring your Lola Fantola albums, cuz she'll be signing like mad!

PEARL AND CHESTER'S BIRTHDAY PARTY!!!!

2009-05-10T19:56:00.000-07:00

IT WAS A BLAST! thank you all for coming. And, yes, Chester and Pearl both got complemented, so rewards for everyone!

Welcome to Saturday Mornings at the BPNC!

2009-05-02T09:50:00.000-07:00

Today the Spa Staff (staff of "Claws and Paws") are offering a discount on herbal wraps. Also, see the discount on the price of tail waxing.

Scratch Soveniers Presents....

2009-05-02T09:27:00.000-07:00

You'll win big 'nip with the AutoGraphed "BPNC" T-Shirt!!! Signed by Pearl.

View Photo above

The Opening of the mini Casino!

2009-05-02T09:12:00.000-07:00

We have decided to create a mini casino inside the very website. Yeah! You are free to play any of the games along the edges and bottom of the page. Party ON!

Pearl

The Chester Fashion

2009-03-28T21:17:00.000-07:00

Chester, also turning 15 on May 8, is wearing any of the following tuxs. He also holds all Club Members responsible for choosing his tux, and tie, and Hat, and he, like his sis, has a reward. If 10 cats, not in the club, compliment his attire while he's getting to the party, he'll reward us all with free marteenis on game night.

Tux Choices:

Purple suit
Black Suit
White suit
Dark Green Suit
Gold Suit
Wine Red Suit

Tie Choices:

White Tie
Gold Tie
Green Tie
Light Blue Tie
Red Tie
Silver Tie

Hat Choices.... bowlers:

Blue Hat
Red Hat
White Hat
Pink Hat
Silver Hat
Gold Hat
Green Hat
Light Blue Hat

Pearl's Makeup

2009-03-28T21:11:00.000-07:00

INSIDE SCOOP:

Pearl, owner of the BPNC, will be attending her birthday party decked out in the following makeup. Please, make Pearl happy and coordinate you hair, clothes, and makeup to match her lovely face!

Eyes: Silver Glitter Shadow
Whiskers: Curled only at the tips and bleached white
Nose: Carefully polished at Nose N' Whiskers Salon
Ears: Cleaned, groomed, dyed black and pierced with diamond studs
Teeth: Polished, bleached, and sharpened

ALSO NOTE: I hear Pearl is having all the white hairs flecking her black coat removed! It makes anycat look 3 years younger!

Pearl and Chester's B-Day is comin' right up!! (with a side of hot puppies!)

2009-03-28T20:38:00.001-07:00

Come to Chester and Pearl's Night Club B-Day smash at 8:00 PM on May 8. Assuming you don't have anything to do (I mean really, what does a cat have to do at night besides sleep or prowl?). All members and then some welcome. We have all casinos open and Lola Fantola will be making a personal appearance. Vote on which of these songs you want her to sing!

Pink Sandbox
Lox
Prowlin' In The Dead Of Night
DogCatcher
Cat Dreams
The Hunt
Bird Feet

Post a comment with the number of the song you like, and we will tally it up. 3 songs will be selected.
Pearl has given her loyal Club Members another job... she wants YOU to pick her dress for the party. And she has a bet for ya, too. If 12 people who ARE NOT IN THE CLUB complement her clothes while she's getting in her limo to get to the club, ALL of you get a special discount on an object of your choice!! So hurry up and vote!

The Dresses are shown at the top of this post. Choices, top pic. to bottom

Polka Dot Dress- 1
Black Elegance- 2
Turquoise Disco- 3

The next CAT CRAZY!!!!

2009-02-04T15:43:00.000-08:00

The next cat crazy will take place Saturday the 28, feb. AND IT'S GONNA BE BETTER THAN EVER!! Chester will be cooking up some puppies (see picture above) on his world famous grill, and Jacey Tux will be working her magic martinis at the bar! Rooftop concerts will be going on all night until 1:00 am, and there'll be an amazing fireworks show!! BE THERE!

ARE YOU READY??????

2009-01-24T16:42:00.000-08:00

We have opened 3 tennis courts out back, and are currently remodeling the field for a pool. This project is sponsered by Cat And Co. , "For All Your Daily Needs"

Cat And Co. are proud to present:
Wigs By Cat & Co. For Nice Cats Who Like Nice Things

Reminder~Reminder~Reminder

2009-01-24T16:28:00.000-08:00

All you cat's out there, groom your fur and curl your whiskers cuz the CAT CRAZY is coming up tomorrow! That's right, on Sunday, Jan. 25, 2009, we'll have music and dancing and a grill and a bigger jackpot on the wheel of fortune!!!!!

Menu, Kittenz!

2009-01-21T10:09:00.000-08:00

Here it is:

MEAT:
Fried vole
Mouse served with tail still on
Live Hamster
Turkey strips
Robin Breast
Assortment of tasty bugs
Canary in cage
Rare Roasted quail
Assorted bird bits

SEAFOOD:
Tasty goldfish
Sweet and sour minnows
Fish and chips
Chilled crab meat
Tuna bowl
Frog Feet

DESSERT:
bird cake with milk sauce
Sweet crystallized sugar licks
Mouse liver Ice cream
Vole ice cream
Tuna ice cream
Albacore Tuna Parfait
Fern Platter

BEVERAGES:
Milk
Toilet Water Martini
Tuna Juice

SIDE ORDERS:
Rat soup
Catfish stew
Bread and milk butter
Mashed potatoes
Mouse Tail Fries
Sweet Ferns

We hope you've found your table enjoyable. Please feel free to claw the provided toilet paper to shreds. Please feel free to smash the miniature ming vase provided. Please feel free to eat the fern centerpiece. Thank you!

CAT CRAZY!

2009-01-20T12:09:00.000-08:00

This Sunday, we'll have our Cat Crazy day. Read the following for details.

Bar: HUGE BUFFET! We're coming out with a menu as you read, and all of the items on it will be available.
Stage: We'll have a Caterwaul Marathon, including jazzy bands like Bang Pop Meow, CAtching Mice, and Catnip. We'll also have Lola Fantola here for CD signing.
Dance floor: We're gonna get FUNKY! We have a prize for the cutest couple, Best Dressed, and Grooviest Moves!
Spa: Get the full works for just 18.00!
Casino: Cage dancing and a free 9 tokens! Get an extra pin on the Wheel of Fortune!

SO GET CRACKIN' AND ORDER AN OUTFIT AT CATS PRINT! Also, on Sunday, send us a picture of you with a friend (I mean they have to be cats!) dressed up for the event so you can win a medal!

Welcome to Sunday Nights at the BPNC!

2009-01-18T17:45:00.000-08:00

SPA: Discount for today only on facials and fur
CASINO: Extra turn on the wheel of cash *free!*
BAR: Get a free refill
CONCERT: Open invitation, no tickets required

Comment under THIS post to order tickets to next friday's preformance.

For all you lovers of "Pink Sandbox"....

2009-01-18T15:47:00.000-08:00

A signed mini-poster (feel free to print) produced by "Kshr Inc." Message from Lola!

Hey Fantola fans, thanks for coming to my concert and buying my album on Friday. It was so great to see you all there! Keep rocking!

LOLA FANTOLa

Thanks to those of you who came to the rooftop concert wednesday!

2009-01-16T12:20:00.000-08:00

A little picture of "The Mouseguts" main singer, Mewon, and his sidekick Smudge. Taken by our photographer.

The Club's New Signature Scent!

2009-01-14T16:12:00.000-08:00

Smells good on anycat

We are opening 3 stores

2009-01-13T12:01:00.000-08:00

We've just filled up stock in "Cat Claws", "CATS PRINT", and "Scratch Souvenirs". Cat Claws is a cosmetics store, and CATS PRINT is home to our own club's signature line.

2009-01-12T20:25:00.001-08:00

Come on in... If you're a member

2009-01-12T19:50:00.000-08:00

If your not, you better scurry... On the menu tonight we have a special of voles fried in their fur, served with a side of mouse-tail stew. We'll have Lola Fantola preforming "Pink Sandbox" live tonight. Our spa is open for business.

Hola

2009-01-12T19:40:00.000-08:00

Welcome to my club... MEOW!!! Take a look inside. The bar is lit with the glow of lava lamps and the seats are padded with leather. Dress casual, no need to get all fancy. We have live preformers for dinner music in the cafe, and dancing. Chillax in the spa or grab a walk by the creek. Stay all night, we don't mind.